grated cheese
when a girl with braces is giving a bl-wj-b and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man’s dong like grated cheese.
steve: i never should’ve let that sloot blow me.
rick: why?
steve: she had braces, and i got grated cheesed.
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