Grateful Bed


lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to’s. will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)
dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!

naaah man, she’s 65! a grateful bed if ever i saw one, give me another 16 pints and i’ll go for it!!!

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