graunch
to damage something by using excessive force, often with the use of an incongruos implement
“i can’t seem to close this lid, it looks like someone’s tried to graunch the f-cker open”
to make to fit by the use of excessive force.
what? of course it’s the right chip. graunch it.
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to graze the skin. a small cut or graze.
i graunched my knee on the pavement.
to kiss with intensity & p-ssion..
i was gonna kiss leila goodnight ,but we ended up {graunching} until dawn.
kiss with excessive force; deep throat snogging; hard core snogging.
we graunched ’til our tongues were swollen.
to spoil an object by carelessness or ignorance or both.
“he graunched up my new kitchen whilst fitting it”
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