gravel badger
common ancestor to the ‘mud pelican’ and the ‘swamp donkey’. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. be aware. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
he-man.’dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she’s hot.’
skeletor. ‘dude, you must be p-ssed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen’
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