gravel blower


a person, being of vertically challenged stature, who releases noxious g-sses from below the belt, resulting in a cloud of small rocks and other debris being blown around by the release of said g-sses. the act of blowing up gravel and various debris when releasing flatulence so close to the ground.
“did you see what happened when sh-lly farted while walking on the dirt road? she’s so short that rocks started flying everywhere!”
“ha ha, yeah, she’s a real gravel blower!”

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