Gravel dick
gravel d-ck: this is an imaginary s-xual act motivated by extreme hatred. the perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their p-n-s in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. the perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential -n-l bleeding, and permanent -n-l incontinence. as this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., i hate you so much i would do gravel d-ck on you). you have to really hate someone to do gravel d-ck on them. most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate s-xual content.
mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another’s actions that he daydreamed about gravel d-cking him for the rest of the afternoon.
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