Graveyard Smash


1. a bowel movement so large or violent as to be terminal.

2. a bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were p-ssing a tombstone.
dude, after i ate all of that easy mac last night, i had to take a graveyard smash.

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