Gravkitty
the invisible force that prevents you from moving when there’s a cat on you. this force, like normal gravity, increases exponentially with the cat’s proximity to your center of m-ss. measured in meowtric tons.
i should have gone to the store today, but i was pinned to the couch by gravkitty.
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