Grease Presser


a health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
jeff: hey,is logan coming to the party tonight?

andrew: nah man,he’s a total grease presser.he’ll ruin the pizza.

jeff:that’s disgusting,man.

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