Grease Team
a group of males who successfully pick up women on a consistent basis. they strive to seduce the most beautiful of women, but as the night wears on they tend to lower their standards. if a member of a grease team hooks up with an unattractive girl, his “greasiness” level rises.
“dude, did you see taylor last night? he was soooo greasy!
i know, man! he hooked up with such a grenade! grease team for life!”
Read Also:
- greatest music critic of all time
dr. david thorpe, phd, a nasa scientist. see david thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks
- grensity
a barometric measurement of grease density permeating from or surrounding a chilban body. as you get closer to a chilban, you will experience a slight sense of suffocation and sluggishness due to the chilban’s grensity.
- Somewhere a dog barked
being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.) there was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor… staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
- snootums
a term of enderment for a pet dog with a snout usually a labradour who is very nosey, especially around food. hector (black lab) nosing in the bin ‘come on snootums out of there’ andrew opening the boot of car and hector nosing in ‘awwww he is such a snootums’ ‘come on snootums diner!’ ‘leave […]
- Gristle Ring
gristle ring: noun a direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther. grandson: i’ll move those boxes grandpa! grandpa: watch yourself boy them sum b-tches are heavy, careful you don’t blow your gristle ring clean out your drawers!