greasy bacon wiener
a freckled-faced friend of yours that’s always so h-rny, but has no one to f-ck. he cannot use his own computer at home for p-rn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. regardless if you’re in the same room or not he’ll begin to j-ck–ff to p-rn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can’t see him, and get his bacon like grease j-zz on everything afterwards.
wow, i’ve heard he’s a real greasy bacon wiener.
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