Greasy bagel
s-xual move for a girl with a shallow v-g-n-. take a bagel with b-tter, microwave it. then put it on your d-ck. now your huge d-ck won’t impale her tiny v-g-n-.
my girls p-ssy is so shallow, i had to use the greasy bagel.
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