Greasy Monkeywrench
using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
the p-n-s represents a monkeywrench
lotion represents grease
thus a greasy monkeywrench
tommy:dude last nite lisa totaly gave me a greasy monkeywrench
luis:dude, i got one two nites ago
tommy:sweet dude
luis:i know man
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