great white

a girl must be bent over naked across the room with her hands against the wall.
the man must be standing on the other side with a big b-n-r and putting his
hands together over his head signifying a dorsal fin. he then slowly approaches
the girl while humming the jaws theme. the girl must scream for effect.
guy 1: hey man have you seen jaws?
guy 2: yea but have you ever pulled the great white?
one of the best rock bands in the 80’s. they were one of the defining rock acts of the era. the guitarists in this band are f-cking amazing. other artists in this era include van halen def leppard poison whitesnake if u dont like great white, then u are either a hipster who listens to indie rock sh-t, or a w-ngsta that listens to rap.

the band lost its guitarist on february 20, 2003 when a fire broke out in the rhode island nightclub they were playing in. besides the guitarist, 100 other people lost their lives listening to the great music great white created.

some of their songs include “once bitten, twice shy” “call it rock and roll” “the angel song” “rock me” “save all yor love”

man 1- “great white is a real good band, eh?”

man 2- (headphones on)”you didn’t know that rock-n-roll burned so you bought a candle and you lived and you learned
you got the rhythm, you got the speed
mama’s little baby likes it short and sweet ”
a big-ss f-cking shark that scares the sh-t out of any other small animals in the ocean. is famous for its huge jumps out of water to capture seals, and others like unsuspecting surfers. they are know to attack boats engines, this is because they have many litle holes on their nose which have the ability to detect electromagnetic fiels of engines which they mistake for prey.
holy sh-t did you see that great white, d-mn it bit off my arm, for reals look!
beer from the lost coast brewery.
a crisp beer with a hint of citrus, made with two-row malted barley, unmalted wheat, a secret blend of humboldt herbs, crystal clear mountain water and ale yeast.
that great white tastes like the purps
after you give your wife an angry dragon she bites your d-ck like a shark.
i asked my wife if i could give her an angry dragon. she said about a half hour later, “sure, if i can give you a great white. i will bite your d-ck off if you try that!”