greeb

also known as greebo. york version of mosher. listens to ‘hard-core’ music, dresses in baggy jeans etc.
whoa check out that greeb over there!
someone who uses emo as an excuse for ugliness.
greebs amount to half the people on mysp-ce who hold their camera at such an angle that you can only see half their face when taking photos
a person who tries too hard to be someone that they don’t want to be. an example may be ‘camilla’. they try to be so ’emo’ and ‘scene’ by dying all thier old clothes black and overshopping at h&m.
camilla in her new rave clothes, she looks like such a greeb
typically a try hard pre-teen. it is hard to find a greeb over the age of about 17, and under 10 (although you do find certain odditys) generally they wear a him/mcr/h-llo kitty/panic! at the disco top, with destroyed baggy jeans/exceedingly tight bright–ssed skinny jeans. braclets and accessories a must. sometimes they wear gl-sses to look cool (not because they are blind) and hang around drinking and doing drugs/smoking, anything to try and look cool.

basically a rip off of a scenekid/metal head. infamous for having “the angles” on mysp-ce/bebo, where you take photos from above yourself, to make yourself more flattering/less of a fat sh-t. usually has “x”s at the back and front of their msn name. tries to get dates and girlfriends via mysp-ce, usually to a funny result. basically all the worst bits of p-b-rty rolled into one stereotypical mess.

can be found any sat-rday on college green, in bristol, uk.
“hey man, i love your bright neon studded belt, it makes you look so manly and apsolutely nothing like a greeb!”
“thnx dude, ur so kewl i jst luv bein acceptd by those xscenex kidz overe dere, do u fink if i try to be lik dem they’ll notic me?”

not a blind chance you stupid kiddy.
a short gremlin like creature who dresses with a range of styles, however all centre around a greebo theme. this creature is quiet yet c-cky and has a tiny p-n-s.

feeds predominantly on rustlers and sausages, and has only one natural enemy (see mcm-ffin ). most commonly found in smokers stinging people for f-gs, or sucking smooth man p-n-s in ‘time out’.

sightings are few and far between for this mysterious creature and we do not know much about it, however, we can be sure of one thing: this is indubitably one slippery b-st-rd, with a tiny, tiny p-n-s.
greebs stop licking that window.
oh greebs.
cl-ssic greebs!
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if greebs stopped bein such a pikey by robbing all my wood?
greebs… can’t touch this.
greebs it was just a joke chill… greebs what are you doing? greebs.. greebs!!! ahhahaahhahahhaaa -m-ffled cries then silence-
a large amount of the population of newport is made up of greebs.
unwashed dyed black hair, all their wardrobe is from the back of blue banana.
usually aged between 10-16.
desperately trying to be ’emo’ or ‘scene’ but they just can’t get there…
whys that greeb keep staring at us?
i dunno lets go batter it.
an awkward, possibly academic person, with no social skills to speak of. a leach who sucks any enjoyment or craziness from a situation. someone who takes pride in mundande aspects of life and work that no-one else cares about. -n-l. pathetic.
rick- arite kenneth, what’re you so happy about?
kenneth- i just finished colour coding my school books in individual files! every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
rick- g-ddamit kenneth, you’re such a greeb!

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