Greek Bed


a large stone bed covered in priceless pillows occupied and ravaged my several beautiful women and an even more beautiful steve zaragoza.
frat guy 1: “hey dude, i’m taking this girl up to your room man”
frat guy 2: “nah man! it’s a total greek bed up there”
steve zaragoza: every time i smell a v-g-n-, i remember being born.

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