Greek Way

1.the alternative route to a destination other than the main route, also known as the “back way”

2. an entrance other than the front entrance
there is too much traffic, lets take the greek way
h-m-s-xual -n-l intercourse. essentially, the occidental counterpart of ‘punjabi s-x’ in india. to be distinguished from the ‘irish way’ or ‘hindi s-x’, which connote heteros-xual -n-l copulation.

the predeliction for sodomy among greek males is a consequence of the naturally small size of the greek p-n-s. in fact, the h-llene measures at the lower end of the scale for the already modest caucasian p-n-s, right down alongside the irish p-n-s, the german p-n-s & the indo-aryan p-n-s (esp. the punjabi p-n-s). this makes it difficult for greek men to satisfy their women, as the small grecian p-n-s is unable to provide either the friction required for v-g-n-l -rg-sm, or the deep penetration necessary for uterine -rg-sm. as a character in li yu’s work notes, “vesperus explained that women differed from boys in preferring the large {p-n-s} to the small.” ‘the carnal prayer mat’ li yü. tr. patrick hanan. univ hawaii press, 1996, p 121. in other words, the flexible v-g-n- prefers being stretched by a large member, while the typically constricted -n-s can only accept a mid-sized member at best.

hence greek women typically deny v-g-n-l s-x to their own menfolk, restricting them to -n-l s-x. meanwhile greek men, in order to escape female criticism about their diminutive phallic dimensions, often abandon themselves to h-m-s-xuality.

for the same reasons ‘cornholing’ is preferred by men & women across ireland, germany & north india (esp punjab).
1) “the greek way. -n-l intercourse, sodomy. so-called because h-m-s-xuality was the prevalent s-xual norm in ancient athens, though ‘the greek way’ today may be heteros-xual as well. note the contrast between this & the irish way, below.” – ‘how to hate thy neighbor: a guide to racist maledicta’ merritt clifton. maledicta {ed: reinhold aman. waukesha: maledicta press} vol 2 no 1 & 2 (1978) 149-174: 158

2) “greek culture; greek love; greek style; greek way. noun. -n-l s-x. us, 1967

– ‘roman’, ‘greek’ & ‘egyptian’ love are, respectively, heteros-xual, h-m-s-xual & b-st–l or sado-m-s-ch-stic. – william & jerrye breedlove, swap clubs, p 58, 1964” – ‘the routledge dict. of modern american slang & unconv. english’ tom dalzell. ny: rout. 2009, p 458

3) “greek love, style or way (us slang) -n-l s-x” ‘the chambers dict.’ all ch. n delhi: allied chambers 1998, p 704

4) “the slang of many european languages uses ‘greek’ as a synonym { p 156 } for -n-l s-x, sometimes euphemistically, sometimes insultingly, as in ‘doing it the greek way’ or ‘greek love’. in circ-mstances where the english will … tell someone to go away by saying ‘b-gg-r off’, the french will say, ‘allez se faire foutre (or voir or mettre) chez le grecs,” go & f-ck like the greeks … the supposed preference of greek men for -n-l s-x with their girlfriends (virgins in front & martyrs behind) & wives is also a source of jokes.” – ‘jokes & targets’ christie davies. bloomington: indiana uni press 2011, p 156