greeley
town in colorado. curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow sh-t, as do most inhabitants due to either gay s-x or crystal meth addiction.
according to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 – ice skating rink (now a drug peddaling location)
2 – lots of cow sh-t = lots of magic mushrooms
so, in essence, when one stops to think of greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man’s p-n-s while getting f-cked in the -ss for a ten dollar bag of meth. (such occurances in the public are common)
jim – “duuuuude, last weekend i got a ten sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the p–per!”
dan – “oh yeah, you went to greeley, right?”
jim – “yeah, how’d you know?”
you are greeley if you love retro movies, eat sweetish fish, play xbox, like to chill, listen to greeley estates( must also be your favorite band ) , as well as have an amazing smile and can get any girl you want, and finally you must live the high life of mac miller
jake is greeley for being a b-m
a nice town with a lot of mexicans on the east side and big houses on the west side; 2 well known gangs surenos and nortenos
high schools:
greeley central emo
greeley west-preppy
northridge-gangsta
john: have you been to greeley
dale: yeah it was a nice town from what i saw
an extremely bad -ss person. one that listens to hard rock music and loves to jump into a mosh pit.
“man, you are f-cking greeley!”
“yea, they call me garth ‘greeley’ smith”
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