Green Ballooned
to be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough s-x while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. mo speaker rod jetton was accused of -ssault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. he later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn’t use the safe word, “green balloons”.
“lucy got green ballooned last night after an s and m s-xcapade gone wrong.”
john: “dude, what happened eric? you look all beat up.”
eric: “yeah, emily green ballooned me. i’m pressing charges on that b-tch.”
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