Green Bitch

green b-tches can be any age and any gender. most green b-tches are teens. most green b-tches are boys.

the “green” in green b-tch has dual meanings, “green” referring to green day. and “green” referring to immature, ignorant and inexperienced.

green b-tches are a special kind of poser. they are really chavs and rednecks in disguise and probably future klansmen too. they want to pretend to be punk today because green day is popular now. chances are they were in diapers when longview came out. and their mom quite possibly might have been in diapers when rock n roll high school came out. but age is not a barrier to being punk. intolerance, ignorance, not even knowing what punk is while pretending to be punk will all make a person a green b-tch.

the vast ignorance of green b-tches is revealed just by listening to them talk. they will say ignorant things, for example, like how they hate gerard way or davey havok (neither of which are exactly punk in my book but they both kick -ss!!!) hate them because they think gerard and davey look or act gay. at the same the green b-tch usually professes their love for green day. when you tell a green b-tch about billie joe armstrong’s professed s-xual history and his dislike for ‘phobes and haters’, the green b-tch never believes you and never admits that he doesn’t know anything about punk. the green b-tch is trying to be popular, not punk and green b-tches don’t know the difference.

more things you will observe about green b-tches: between the queers and the pansy division, green b-tches don’t know who was actually gay, who gave themselves a “gay” name way back in 1982 just p-ss people off (now that’s punk), who toured with and was once on the same label as green day, or which band it was that billie joe interrupted their set so he could tell the crowd that they were pathetic for hating. green b-tches don’t even know that the queers and the pansy division exist. green b-tches don’t know that the ramones did not do guitar solos or even that the ramones were born out of rebellion to 10th generation led zeppelin and exasperating egomaniacal guitar solos. they usually also hate certain music and call it emo because they say it’s gay. but green b-tches are just jealous because their 14yr old female counterparts are in love with jared leto, gerard way, and pete wentz.
green b-tch chav poser to real punk fan: modern bands suck. i wish more bands were like green day because billie joe armstrong kicks -ss. i hate emo, it’s so gay. i wish more bands today were like the ramones and had some decent guitar solos.

real punk fan to green b-tch: wtf!! you are free to like whoever you want but your logic proves that you are a green b-tch!! you have never even read the liner notes on any one of the many and various ramones collections. if you had you would know how ignorant you sound right now. and if you knew anything about billie joe armstrong, you would know how much you are not imitating him either.