green fairy
popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor absinthe; ‘green’ obviously coming from the colour, and ‘fairy’ from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. what van gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.
wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?
abbreviation: “gf”. refers to blonde women who pretend to be beards for their questionable husbands.
observer: “that green fairy’s husband is flirting with another twink in front of her…she should probably start refurbishing his closet; he might be there for a while.”
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