green freckles
while laying back and receiving a bl-w j-b, you raise your legs and fart in the face of whoever is sucking you off, spattering their face with feces. works especially well if you have a case of nasty diarrhea.
i had three burritos for lunch, and then that night she went down on my junk – perfect timing to give her green freckles.
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