GREEN GUMBALLS
the term used to describe when one witnesses another person knowingly bullsh-tting and lying their -ss off. this person usually has no life of their own, and must make up stories so others will listen.
man, gillis was spewing green gumb-lls all over the parts counter this morning. he said “hey guys i got the cashiers phone number last night, i think i am finally gonna get my d-ck wet. ” then the green gumball morter went off … ” i was riding my kx500 down i-4 with a t-ttie dancer on the back high on cocaine headed back to my moms house for dinner and was dragging knee so bad i had to get st-tches. ”
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when someone around you is knowingly lying or bullsh-tting another person.
“man, yesterday at bifflo, i was on the starter gate, and my kx500 took off backwards into the crowd. i picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse.”
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“the cashier gave me her phone # last night, i can’t wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action”
man, the green gumb-lls were all over the parts counter today!
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