Green Light Redemption
someone performs green light redemption when they have been honked at for sitting at a green light for too long after it changed from red. in order to make up for sitting at the light for too long, they will speed off and stay about two car lengths ahead of the person who honked at them.
“the light has been green for two seconds. we better see some intense green light redemption for this sh-t.”
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