Green Poo
green poo (n) or green sh-t
1. the type of sh-t you do after a very heavy night out on the town. can be a light brown to other stronger shades of green.
2. the type of sh-t that accompanies a night of drinking rolling rock.
hey man, look at my sh-t! green poo! check that sh-t out! it’s like a f-cking republic of ireland football jersey!
green poo: an excellent excuse for not going to work/school/friend or girlfriends house cos you really really cba!
where the excuse of ‘been sick’ or ‘got a cold’ has worn so thin, green poo is such a strange excuse it wouldn’t be questioned!
worker: “i can’t come in today, i’m sick.”
boss: “oh really? and what is it this time? another cold?”
worker: “no, i’m freaked out! i’m going to have to go to the hospital! i had a green poo!!”
boss: “….. woah… really?!”
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