green turtle


when you smash a t-rd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of cr-p.
i was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.
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having s-x with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.
on the ferry to amsterdam i green turtled this chick.

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