Greener Wiener
the greener wiener is a subtle, effective, and nutritious s-xual position, involving a p-n-s, an orifice capable of absorbing vegetables, and pure joy. to perform, take what was once a normal session of ravaging -n-l s-x and remove your p-n-s from your partner, reach for (preferably fresh local and organic) broccoli and firmly shove it up their -ss. be sure to insert tree side first. once broccoli is inserted far into the -n-l c-n-l, reinsert p-n-s for a tight session of beautiful -n-l s-x, rich in vitamin a.
do you broccoli?
how about my greener wiener?
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