greenwich

greenwich, connecticut is one of the wealthiest towns in america. a large portion of the people there are white and a vast majority have too much money. there’s a serious drug culture resulting from bored teenagers having excess cash and a sufficient parent population which works too often to keep a close eye on things. hopefully, though, you readers know that most of what’s posted on here is exaggerated. it’s true that plenty of people have abominably large houses, fancy cars, and employees to help around the house, but no one that i knew in the 17 years i lived there ate anything dipped in edible gold, and no one had a helicopter, though one girl in my grade’s dad used his company helicopter regularly. the point of this is that yes, the town is absurd and the people there often have no concept of reality, the value of a dollar, or what life is like outside of greenwich, the posh parts of new york and their beautiful, luxurious vacation destinations, it’s not completely like that. i hated growing up there, because most people were lacking in original thought, style, etc but there are some really cool people, so if you ever come across someone from greenwich, don’t write them off immediately. plenty of people worked really hard to be able to live there so their kids could go to greenwich high school, since it’s a pretty good school.
the town of greenwich is infamous for its insane concentration of wealth, causing its entire population to get a bad reputation, though 5-10% of its inhabitants are decent.

average house in greenwich
here, in the richest town in the u.s., everyone owns houses bigger than most apartment complexes and drive cars that are more expensive than houses in “the rest” of america. 99% of the town is white, and all the girls wear lacoste and ralph lauren polos and oxfords (collars popped — that’s a given), j. crew cl-ssics, “real” juicy couture, and accessorize with prada. knockoffs? what are those?! after lacrosse or field hockey practice, they all top off their polka-dot hair ribbons with eliza b. or rainbow flip flops. don’t even think about wearing just red or blue, it’s all “nantucket red” and “lagoon” or “ocean spray”.
now onto the boys they date:
all wear seersucker or madras shorts/pants, and have long, stylishly unkempt hair. they all sail and play lacrosse, and are exceptional at both, when they aren’t stoned or drunk. their families attend yacht club parties every sat-rday night, where all the men have names like “tyler” and preppy little nicknames.
for fun in greenwich, girls shop ’til they drop on “the ave”, where the most popular stores include “rags” and “wishlist”, where you can pay $70 for a faded shirt that has been “professionally aged” so that the buyer can pretend to be ghetto and poor. and “ghetto” is a word used often in greenwich. preppy kids dressed to impress often say things like, “woah, man, your bmw is sooo mad ghetto”. for the cash it takes to buy the sportscars that are cruising around greenwich, you could buy and refurbish a ghetto.
bottom line: greenwich is preppy to the max, a prime example of a community so sheltered that most of the people there have an incredibly skewed perspective of wealth.
greenwich, the home of the plastics.
a very rich town in connecticut where even the seven black people that live there can’t be considered black, and excessive drug use is commen, due to the lack of things to do. there is very little that the youth can use to entertain themselves, so everyone knows exactly where to buy heroin.
the style consists of brightly colored lacoste shirts, usually layered, khakis, and a looley placed visor on males, and a jean skirts, a dress shirt over a polo, and flipflops for females, year round.
mostly everyone owns more than one house, and a boat.
girl: so, what do you want to do tonight?
boy: big party on my boat. bring your bong.
girl: awesome. what time?
boy: doesn’t matter, if you miss us, we’ll send my -ssistant to get you in the grady.