Grellink
we recently dicovered that when we enter shops like claires accessories we can only buy accessories in packs of three in these colours: green yellow and pink. you can only buy these colours when they are all bought together so we invented grellink. green yellow pink = green yellow pink hence grellink
h-llo, can i buy some accessories please
yes would you like grellink
yes please
thank you come again
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