Gretna Virginia
gretna is a place where rednecks, goths, stds, and teen pregnancy spread like b-tter on a biscuit.
everywhere you look you will see another pregnant girl with the star state champion football player.
nothing is in gretna except for s-x sooo don’t expect to leave this town with nothing less than syphilis, gonorrhea, and irritable bowel syndrome. (aka: stuff that paint thinner can’t take off.)
jack: where are we?
jim: we’re in gretna virginia.
jack: huh?
jim: nevermind we’re past it now.
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