greystoner
1
(plural. noun)
a group of children who strut around pretending to be in the military. this breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of the following attributes:
1. if the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a greystoner
2. if they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a greystoner.
3. if the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro ‘merica!, then they may be a greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even officially affiliated with us military and have not yet been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. if the child is working out intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a greystoner. (alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. these two are easily confused).
5. if the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a greystoner.
you greystoners do realize that you haven’t even gotten into an academy yet, right?
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