gribble life
when someone lives a gribble life, it means they stay on the internet all day, looking up ridiculous things to buy, or delving into conspiracy theories. this person is usually paranoid, and spends excessive amounts of money on items online. derived from the tv show “king of the hill”, the phrase is based of one of the main characters, dale gribble.
(hank) “what do you even do on that computer?”
(dale) “oh, i mostly read conspiracy theories on the kennedy shooting and vampire hunting kits on ebay.”
(hank) “so that’s what you do all day when you’re not in the alley?”
(dale) “yup.”
(hank) “shut the h-ll up, dale”
dale is living the gribble life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and hank.
(hank) “what do you even do on that computer?”
(dale) “oh, i mostly read conspiracy theories on the kennedy shooting and vampire hunting kits on ebay.”
(hank) “so that’s what you do all day when you’re not in the alley?”
(dale) “yup.”
(hank) “shut the h-ll up, dale”
dale is living the gribble life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and hank.
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