grilled cheese sandwitch
a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty v-g-n-. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without s-x or after menopause.
q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?
a:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?
kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am… why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.
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