Grimichiwa
in america, when people wish to greet each other they say “h-llo”. however, if these people listen to black metal, they instead say “hails!”
in j-pan however, when people greet one another they say konichiwa. if these j-panese people listen to black metal, like any true and grim j-panese person, they instead say grimichiwa.
one day taruko walked up to corpsepaint wearing shinjin and said “konichiwa!”.
afterwards, shinjin (whom did know little english.) pelted him in the face with an upside down cross and replied “it’s grimichiwa, b-tch”
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