grimsby

a town in north east lincolnshire. does not smell of fish in the slightest, although don’t go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.

infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking f-cking emos.

the town is split up into main ‘estates’, there’s usually fights between the estates, which people usually don’t turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.
d-ckhead #1: i iz frm nunsthorpe n i wil kik da sh-t out ov u
d-ckhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da sh-t out ov u
normal person: f-cking morons, i can’t wait until i get out of sh-tty grimsby.
sh-t’ole………… and i live there mothaf-cka
a town in north-east lincolnshire. better than the following places:
cleethorpes
hull
sc-nthorpe
why go to cleethorpes when you could visit grimsby?
a town in lincolnshire infested with a horrible vermin called chavs and absolutely reeks of fish near the docks. the only reason people go there is because they where on holiday in cleethorpes and accidentally went in there. the high schools you can find lancky boys who have lesbian sisters, blue addidas bags and go out/have gone out with r-t-rds.
guy1: did u hear what happened to jim when he went on holiday to cleethorpes.
guy2: no, what.
guy1: he’s become a fish and chips addicted chav and his daughters now a lesbian.
guy2: hep, that’ll happen to u in grimsby.
an area in north east lincolnshire where chavs originated from. swarming with these ” creatures “, it is not the most desirable place to be.

set aside its fishy smell, you are left with th crumbling dock tower, the p-ssy shopping centre, or if you do not like these sort of attributes to an area, maybe you could spend some time in the local bar, where you could get yourself some valuable time with one of the well known prost-tutes, nicole amos.
grimsby has the highest rate of teenage pregnancys in britain.

or

get yourself some s-x on the northern side of grimsby.
rubbishy town in north east lincs, england. like sc-nthorpe it is the natural habitiat of the chav but has the added problem of stinking of fish. it’s football team is hilariously inept and has been relegated twice in two years. they only thing they have to look forward to is being beaten by lincoln this season.
grimsby is full of thugs and chavs.

never, ever, under any circ-mstances go to grimsby.
a white trash town located on the south sh-r- of lake ontario. has a teen pregnancy rate 30 times higher than its literacy rate.
any time i wanted to get laid when i was a kid i would drive to grimsby.