grindaloo
the feeling that you’re using sandpaper despite the fact you’ve purposely gone out and purchased the most expensive, softest, quadruple ply toilet paper that you could afford.
this feeling often occurs after overindulgence on spicy foods, or curry’s such as vindaloo.
we had a heap of curry left over from the party on the weekend and i’ve been having it for lunch the last three days and now i’ve got the worst case of grindaloo
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