Grinding the Corn
s-xual technique. see the example.
from six feet under (ep. 48):
(jimmy and claire in the bed, obviously after quite a good job..)
jimmy: you know what is’s called?
claire: it has a name?
jimmy: grinding the corn.
claire: grinding the corn? what’s the corn?
jimmy: you know, with like a mortar and pestle. only you push the pestle against the rim of mortar. not in the bowl.
claire: oh.
term for a s-xual technique. picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. a p-n-s is the mortar and a v-g-n- is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and cl-toris) the rim. heard in an episode of hbo’s “six feet under”, original air date, 15 august 2004 (season 4, episode 9).
also known as coital alignment technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her cl-toris while his p-n-s is still entering her v-g-n-. this position provides maximum contact with both the cl-toris and the g-spot (of v-g-n-l intercourse).
claire never experienced an -rg-sm until jimmy used “grinding the corn.”
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