Grindlesnatch
an utter abomination. the foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the “cute friend” a girl tries to set you up with. has the comparable s-xual attraction to a menstrating jaba the hutt. typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circ-mstances. see t-tanic. the equivalent of a “0” on a 1-10 rating scale, -ssuming negative numbers are not allowed.
“i would rather face f-ck a pitbull than kiss that grindlesn-tch.”
“i found myself being drawn to her physically. literally. in a bad f-cking way.”
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