grindr official
when a gay man breaks up with his significant other and there’s no chance of getting back together. he then downloads the grindr application to his smart phone so he can meet new local guys to hook up with.
todd: did you hear that justin broke up with tommy?
sebastian: no i didn’t, but they always break up and get back together a few days later.
todd: not this time. i saw justin on grindr. they’re done. it’s grindr official.
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