grindr reminder
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the soreness in your -ss after a late night out in the castro.
herb woke up yesterday morning and was trying to retrace his steps. he was in san francisco for the weekend and was partying with steve to wake up with a gag ball in his mouth and with a busted behymen – a nice little grindr reminder. i wonder what herb’s gonna do next year for his -n-lversary.
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