Grip master
unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
if your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how’s your grip m-st-rb8r?
although yearning for escalation from all his f-cking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor p-ssy and the only oral activities he’ll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny p-n-s, but he’s always down to fap especially encoregasm
with grip master aspirations j-zzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his c-ck fell short of the five inch average p-n-s length for six months into p-b-rty which is well short of seven inch average p-n-s length.
more laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
a grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no p-n-s exposed. if he had average length there would be some p-n-s exposed — if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some p-n-s exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
if your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
although yearning for escalation from all his f-ck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor p-ssy and the only oral activities he’ll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive p-n-s, but he’s always down to fap especially encoregasm
how’s your c-ck grip m-st-rb8r?
with grip master aspirations j-zzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his p-n-s fell short of the average p-n-s length (5) for six months into p-b-rty which is well short of average p-n-s length (7).
more laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
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