Gristle Ring
gristle ring: noun a direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.
grandson: i’ll move those boxes grandpa!
grandpa: watch yourself boy them sum b-tches are heavy, careful you don’t blow your gristle ring clean out your drawers!
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