Grits and Gravy
s-x act best executed during a drunken one night stand where a man f-cks a person doggystyle and at the point of climax, pulls out and c-ms (man gravy) on the persons back and then sticks his finger down his throat and and pukes (blowing grits) all over the person. bonus points are awarded if the recipient also pukes as a result of the act.
“i brought this sl-t home last night and j-zzed and puked all over her! i gave her the ol’ grits and gravy!”
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