grizzard
short for the “grey wizard,” a grizzard is an extremely reclusive individual with premature grey hair. rarely seen outside of his lair except to seek sustenance, most of a grizzard’s time is spent playing video games and contributing little to nothing to society.
the grizzard didn’t leave his room today…as expected.
the seam that runs down the p-n-s under the head.
dave had to go to the hospital. got his grizzard caught in his zipper again.
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