Grocery Gremlin
an old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
person 1: “dude what took so long with the munchies it’s like 2 in the morning?”
person 2: “sorry man i got stuck behind this old cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store.”
person 1: “wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink.”
Read Also:
- Gucci
synonym of good, fine, well, doing great john: i hope michael will get better soon lara: don’t worry, he’s gucci gucci shades gucci handbag and wallet a fashion comany started by guccio gucci in the late 1800s in italy. it is now an international fashion company and is the benchmark for high-end designer clothes. their […]
- heigl
an average looking female, whose looks would benefit from the consumption of alcohol. not movie star hot, but not unattractive, either. friend 1: hey brian would you hit that? brian: ehhh she’s just a heigl. after a couple beers i’m down. extemly hot, model like body, hot, hot, hot and mor hot you are so […]
- Henny
a word for straight girls to use as a subst-tute for “hunty” while speaking with their gay friends. gbf: what’s up hunty? you: hey henny! the urban slang word for hennessy congnac. yo baby, get me a henny and c-ke. a referance to a liquor called hennessy a cognac. “f-ck up the party before it […]
- hey yo
a fun way of saying h-llo person 1: heyyo person 2: hey what’s up? a catch phrase commonly used by wrestler scott hall also known as razor ramon, the bad guy or the swaggering cuban. hey yo. survey says one more for the good guys! a way to greet someone. usually a close friend or […]
- hornet clamp
while positioned in the rear of a female (preferably doggy style), approach while maintaining a flat back, good hitting position. next, when you can either smell their breath or step on their toes, thrust your hips forward while launching your arms upward and under the armpits. finally, strongly grasp the br–sts of the victim and […]