Grocery Mom
a term for a person that tries to be responsible when a group of friends go shopping at the grocery store.
they typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like twinkies and doritos).
grocery moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the “kids” get out of hand.
lindsay: “boys get back here!!”
chris: “but i want doritos!”
justin: “but i want twinkies”
dave: “everyone loves sandwiches!! what about light syrup?”
lindsay: “no we must follow the list!!”
chris: “you’re such a grocery mom”
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