grocery rage
that feeling you get when you are at the grocery store and you can’t f-cking find what you need on your list so you end up roaming the whole f-cking store trying to find sh-t, thus taking up an obscene amount of time that you could have been doing something else.
bystander #1: what’s wrong with that chick down in aisle seven?
bystander #2: i don’t know, she looks super p-ssed. she’s probably having grocery rage.
bystander #1: oh, that poor soul.
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