Grocery store illiterate
when someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
i asked brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
“excuse me, where are the candy bars?” -brian
“in the checkout line, where they always are. are you grocery store illiterate or something?” -store employee
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