GroceryBagger


the border-line r-t-rded person, usually found working at the grocery store checkout line, who has gnarled, claw-like hands and frequently engages complete strangers in meaningless babble. although often found at grocery stores (tax-breaks), they may surface at any retail location.
last week, my buddy hooked me up with a blind date, but she turned out to be a grocerybagger.

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