grommit

a young surfer
that ocka is a grommit
the essential rubber ring used to hold a stem in a pre-fabricated bong.
person 1: there’s too much air getting in those cones man.

person 2: yeah the grommit split last week when i was cleaning it earlier.

person 1: you cheapskate b-m go down the smoke shop and get another.
grommit _(noun) an offensive term used to describe a male person, ranging in age from adolescence to young adulthood. usually an obnoxious miscreant of urban or suburban upbringing, a grommit’s life usually revolves around low-grade or under-weight grams of marijuana (see also grom). a grommit is usually a half–ssed (as in “not very talented”) skateboarder, or surfer, or (typically in more rural areas) skimboarder. grommits can usually be found in the parking lots of liquor stores and gas stations throughout most of the u.s. and canada, where they are known to h-ssle people to illegally buy them cigarettes and/or beer. their dress style/music preference can range from “crunk-hiphop douche-bag,” to “skinny-jeans-wearin’ emo-twerp,” to” neo-metal nincomp–p.” whatever their style be, grommits are always considered posers, and if you find yourself making a purchase at “hot topic,” chances are you are one of them. outside of skate/surf/skim-boarding, grommit activities usually include: jacking candy from 7/11 as a political statement of “sticking it to da-man,” huffing gold-flake spray paint for an all-time cl-ssy buzz, har-ssing semi-friends of theirs who work at taco bell to “hook ’em up with a churro,” and last but not least, competing with each other over the heart of the grommit female counterpart, the gromette.
man…. i left my car unlocked in the 7/11 parking lot for two minutes and the d-mn grommits stole my pack of smokes off the dash. worthless parking lot rats!!!!!
just a little skate(board) rat(kid), this could apply to other “extreme” sports as well such as surfing, bmxing, motocross, etc. it can’t however apply to traditional team sports. the kid should be hardcore skater and isn’t your next door neighbor with knee-pads and rollerblades but it could be referred to a novice skater as well.
d-mn, this park is stuffed to the brim with grommits.
grommits- your hommies; a small metal circle used to keep holes from ripping; anything you want it to be
ex. wats up my grommits; or: i need to use the grommit hole
a grommit is a person who is grungy looking such as not shaving and having a grotest beard or smelling like sh-t or even dressed like hobo to public events
dude ur such a grommit for wearing that

or
that is filthy totally gromtastic
a rookie. a novice.
what does he know? he’s just a grommit.